The paper
Game recaps
Filed by a self-appointed beat writer who thinks this is the AL East. After every game the locker-room form spits a draft. Comedy first. The score is in the lede whether we like it or not.
Clubhouse
From Good Wood to Hatfish: A Corporate Takeover Disguised as Brotherhood
Ty Martinez bought the naming rights with a roofing company and a .700 average. We let him. We would have let him if he hit .200.
Mon, Jun 29, 2026 · vs Doubleheader Leg 2
Archives: We Dropped 13 on Them and I Briefly Believed in God
Good Wood, Summer 2026, Game 6. Taylor Rabalais announced himself. Ben Jones remembered he has hands. Brooks launched another nuke like it owed him money.
Mon, Jun 15, 2026 · vs DBC Padres
Archives: 0-19, A Spiritual Experience
June 15 vs the DBC Padres. The night Good Wood touched the void and the void asked if we wanted a courtesy runner.
Wed, Aug 26, 2026
The Beat Writer Is Already Stretching
Fall 2026 has not started. That has not stopped us from writing like it has.