The twenty-five

Roster & stats

Twelve core. Substitutes write in on the polls page. Career numbers are Spring + Summer 2026 as Good Wood. Fall 2026 starts at .000, which is a threat, not a promise. Click a name for the card. Flip the card for the back.

Career

#	Player	Pos	G	AB	H	AVG	R	RBI	2B	3B	HR	Nuke	XBH	SLG
2	Ben JonesBenny the Jet	Left Field	11	42	22	.524	5	7	5	0	1	0	6	.714
3	Brooks VehslageGM	Utility	11	40	20	.500	3	19	4	3	1	3	8	.750
4	Taylor Rabalais	Shortstop	3	12	9	.750	7	4	3	3	0	0	6	1.500
5	Ryan WinterI throw ball	No Idea	6	18	6	.333	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	.333
10	Grant LaceyContact King	Right Field	6	27	18	.667	2	3	0	0	0	0	0	.667
11	Robert BittenFull-Time Sub	Utility	3	8	4	.500	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	.500
15	Michael Cook	Catcher / Infielder	2	6	2	.333	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	.333
18	Alfie MillerContact Machine	Left Center Field	4	12	7	.583	0	3	1	0	0	0	1	.667
19	Ty MartinezCaptain	Pitcher	11	40	28	.700	4	25	8	1	7	3	16	1.475
29	Cole Vehslage	Utility	6	20	8	.400	0	3	2	0	0	0	2	.500
30	Alex FisherGreat stache	Third Base	7	25	10	.400	1	7	4	0	0	2	4	.560
33	Creg CanalizoCFP	Utility	6	18	7	.389	0	8	1	0	1	0	2	.611

Nuke = over the fence, scored as an out, not an AB. HR = inside the park. Runs (R) were only tracked in Summer, so career R is a summer-weighted lie we are honest about.