Game 1: We Have a Night, a Field, and a Problem Named Padres

Monday Sep 14. 7:00 PM. Huffhines #2. Home.

Fall opener. Richardson Men’s E Monday Competitive. Hatfish vs DBC Padres.

That is not a rumor. That is the board. The Padres won Spring 2026 Mon E. They look at softballs like unpaid invoices. We are not inventing their roster. We are showing up anyway.

The card is locked. We tease. We do not leak the war room.

Taylor at short. Alfie in right-center. Ty in left-center. Brooks at third. Ben in left. Fisher at first. Grant and Cook trading the catcher’s gear and the DH chair by inning like two assholes who own two hats and one brain. Cole in right. Creg at second. Bitten on the mound. Winter #5 is Out.

Eleven names. One honest absence. Everything else is noise until first pitch.

Three nights. We ride to Huffhines. We put on the ugly truth. We find out if Fall likes us.

Show up. Or explain yourself to the group chat.

— Scoop