The paper
From Good Wood to Hatfish: A Corporate Takeover Disguised as Brotherhood
Ty Martinez bought the naming rights with a roofing company and a .700 average. We let him. We would have let him if he hit .200.
They used to call us Good Wood. That name did exactly what you think it did: it got a laugh in the group chat, it got a raised eyebrow from someone's wife, and it never once made a rec-league umpire take us seriously.
Then Ty Martinez — franchise player, captain, licensed destroyer of roofs and hanging curveballs — decided the operation needed a sponsor, a brand, and a website that looks like the Yankees hired a drunk copywriter. Hatfish Roofing & Exteriors wrote the check. We changed the name. We ordered the unis. We started talking about the program.
This is not a rebrand. This is a hostage situation we consented to, because the man hitting .700 in the 3-hole also owns a roofing company with a lifetime workmanship warranty, and if you think we're turning that down you have never captained a beer-league roster through a 0-19 night.
Hatfish is the name on the chest now. Navy sleeves. Red script. American flag on the right arm like we got called up. Pinstripes so thin they look like they were drawn by a guy who takes things too seriously, which is all of us.
We are a Men's E Competitive team in Richardson, Texas. We play slowpitch. Four outfielders. Nukes are outs. Inside-the-park home runs count. The league has feelings about balls that go over the fence; we have feelings about everything else.
Fall 2026 starts Monday, September 7. The schedule drops around the first. Until then we will stretch, argue about the leadoff spot, and pretend this is Game 7.
If you are here from Hatfish Roofing: thank you, Ty. The beer is on you. The lineup card is not.
If you are here from the other bench: we see you. We have a website. You have a clipboard. See you at 7:30.