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#3 · Utility · GM
Brooks Vehslage
The self-appointed General Manager who somehow still hits .476 while worrying about everyone else's swing path. Can play anywhere, will lecture you about situational hitting, and somehow still finds time to drop a nuke. The only guy on the roster who treats a beer league like it's Game 7 of the World Series... and we're better for it.
Career AVG
.500
Career SLG
.750
Nukes
3
The book
| Season | G | AB | H | AVG | OBP | SLG | R | RBI | 2B | 3B | HR | Nuke | XBH | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 Fall | — | |||||||||||||
| Summer 2026 | 3 | 11 | 6 | .545 | .545 | 1.000 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| Spring 2026 | 8 | 29 | 14 | .483 | .483 | .862 | 0 | 11 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 0 |
| Career | 11 | 40 | 20 | .500 | .500 | .750 | 3 | 19 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 0 |
Same numbers as the roster table. Updated from the locker-room box score form after each game.
Still empty, on purpose
Notes, photos, heatmaps, grades
Structured slot for later: extra stills, spray charts, the "he cannot hit a rise ball" scouting report. Nothing lives here yet because we are not going to fake a heatmap.
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