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#18 · RCF, LCF, RF · Contact Machine
Alfie Miller
Left-center in a four-outfielder world, which is how slowpitch actually works when you are not lying to yourself. Contact machine with wheels. Will slap a single, steal second in his head, and somehow end up on third because the defense panicked. Does not hit for power and does not need to. When Alfie is on base the entire dugout starts chirping. Pure energy.
Career AVG
.542
Career SLG
.583
Nukes
0
The book
| Season | G | AB | H | AVG | OBP | SLG | R | RBI | 2B | 3B | HR | Nuke | XBH | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 Fall | 4 | 12 | 6 | .500 | .500 | .500 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer 2026 | — | |||||||||||||
| Spring 2026 | 4 | 12 | 7 | .583 | .583 | .667 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Career | 8 | 24 | 13 | .542 | .542 | .583 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Same numbers as the roster table. Updated from the locker-room box score form after each game.
Still empty, on purpose
Notes, photos, heatmaps, grades
Structured slot for later: extra stills, spray charts, the "he cannot hit a rise ball" scouting report. Nothing lives here yet because we are not going to fake a heatmap.
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